Do: go to class in Nike sandals, it’s okay!

Don’t: pay for 1-day shipping because mail services in college will  leave you unpleasantly surprised

Do: go to class. You already paid for each class with your loans.

Don’t: choose 8 a.m. classes! It’s not as easy as you think.

Do: call your family and friends. They miss you!

Don’t: go home every damn weekend–the whole point of college is to be in college.

Do: ask your mom to send you a fruit basket

Don’t: expect fruit in the fruit basket.

p.s. My dad told me about a segment he saw on the Jimmy Fallon show, and the last “Do and Don’t” sums up a college mishap/funny story. Here’s to college do’s and don’ts!

 

 

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